Wednesday, September 7, 2011

F*** Salt!

Before I get ahead of myself, I might as well explain the title of this blog.  Obviously, I would never myself curse this, the holiest of minerals.  Rather, the phrase, "f*** salt" comes from the uber-popular "Tourettes Guy" series of Internet videos.  How popular is he? Let me put it into perspective: as of now, the first Youtube video returned by a search of "Tourettes Guy" has around as many views as there are grains of salt in ten cups.  (The video can be found here.)

As for the quotation in question, here is a clip showing nothing more than that blasphemous moment (Warning: he says the... F-word!!!):


Why would I choose this phrase as the title of my blog?  Perhaps I was feeling tongue-in-cheek; perhaps I was drawing attention to the adversity faced by salt lovers everywhere; perhaps the potential sexual nature of the phrase fascinated me... (Actually, no.  Not the last one at all.)

However, I cannot help but call to mind a certain someone who did have sexual relations with salt... and this was the result:

22 comments:

  1. Your blog has such potential. And I'm not even joking.

    Oh, salt! Holiest of minerals!

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  2. I went to a salt tasting once.
    I will never look at minerals the same way.

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  3. salt + pepper = paprika
    interesting

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  4. lol, interesting premise for a blog. indeed tourettes guy should be the superstar of this blog, although it might have to remain unmentioned for legal reasons. following :)

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  5. .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................FUCK SALT!!!!1

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  6. hahahaha the tourettes guy is hilarious

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  7. Isn't tourettes guy dead now or something? I think I heard that

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  8. I heard he was hit by a car. Quite sad, assuming it's true.

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  9. I never get tired of watching that video.

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  10. Tourettes Guy is right: Fuck Salt!

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  11. You are so right, he should do a comeback ( I don't think he really got into an accident, maybe got tired of being online?)

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  12. Interesting blog you have here saltyman, haha. Looking forward to more posts xD

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  13. i've always felt there aren't enough blogs about salt.

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to prove that you're worth your salt.