Wednesday, September 7, 2011

F*** Salt!

Before I get ahead of myself, I might as well explain the title of this blog.  Obviously, I would never myself curse this, the holiest of minerals.  Rather, the phrase, "f*** salt" comes from the uber-popular "Tourettes Guy" series of Internet videos.  How popular is he? Let me put it into perspective: as of now, the first Youtube video returned by a search of "Tourettes Guy" has around as many views as there are grains of salt in ten cups.  (The video can be found here.)

As for the quotation in question, here is a clip showing nothing more than that blasphemous moment (Warning: he says the... F-word!!!):


Why would I choose this phrase as the title of my blog?  Perhaps I was feeling tongue-in-cheek; perhaps I was drawing attention to the adversity faced by salt lovers everywhere; perhaps the potential sexual nature of the phrase fascinated me... (Actually, no.  Not the last one at all.)

However, I cannot help but call to mind a certain someone who did have sexual relations with salt... and this was the result:
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17 comments:

  1. DalfSeptember 7, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Your blog has such potential. And I'm not even joking.

    Oh, salt! Holiest of minerals!

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  2. AstarothSeptember 7, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    I went to a salt tasting once.
    I will never look at minerals the same way.

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  3. aamedorSeptember 7, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    salt + pepper = paprika
    interesting

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  4. Max PowerSeptember 7, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    hahaha, that is awesome!

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  5. DrivebotSeptember 8, 2011 at 2:15 AM

    lol, interesting premise for a blog. indeed tourettes guy should be the superstar of this blog, although it might have to remain unmentioned for legal reasons. following :)

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  6. remoconSeptember 8, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    hahahaha the tourettes guy is hilarious

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    LOL
    Funny guy. :P

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    Isn't tourettes guy dead now or something? I think I heard that

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  9. Lot's WifeSeptember 8, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    I heard he was hit by a car. Quite sad, assuming it's true.

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  10. DWeiSeptember 8, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    I never get tired of watching that video.

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  11. DamonSeptember 8, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    hahaha
    awesome
    nice post

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  12. Matthew PrindivilleSeptember 9, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    I miss that guy D:

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  13. Come At Me BroSeptember 9, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    This is great!

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  14. neatfitSeptember 11, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    You are so right, he should do a comeback ( I don't think he really got into an accident, maybe got tired of being online?)

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  15. BloggerageSeptember 12, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    Interesting blog you have here saltyman, haha. Looking forward to more posts xD

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  16. MadnessCoreSeptember 12, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    he was so awesome, great blog btw

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  17. j. littlejohnSeptember 14, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    i've always felt there aren't enough blogs about salt.

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to prove that you're worth your salt.

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