F*** Salt

To those who read my blog, it may have seemed like I fell off the face of the Earth.  Well, I did.  I hitched a ride on the turtle that carr...

It's Christmas Eve, everyone.  And for those of you who didn't know, that means tomorrow is... C H R I S T M A S ! So I bring yo...

Picture a dolphin... that eats cows .  No, wait.  It's more like an alligator, uh... with a horse's head.  And it's seventy-five...