F*** Salt

It's Christmas Eve, everyone.  And for those of you who didn't know, that means tomorrow is... C H R I S T M A S ! So I bring yo...

Picture a dolphin... that eats cows .  No, wait.  It's more like an alligator, uh... with a horse's head.  And it's seventy-five...

Can it be?!  How am I going to exfoliate my skin the next time I'm taking a bath in Vermont? More like "No More Beautiful Skin...