F*** Salt

Picture a dolphin... that eats cows .  No, wait.  It's more like an alligator, uh... with a horse's head.  And it's seventy-five...

Can it be?!  How am I going to exfoliate my skin the next time I'm taking a bath in Vermont? More like "No More Beautiful Skin...

Some nerd-friendly salt and pepper shakers I found online: Tetris, anyone?  Invading your kitchen table. Would you pass the...